Size 00
I've just bitten my tongue in outrage whilst reading Heat - no, not another Mariah Carey pictorial, oh no - much worse:
Superskinny Me: The Race To Size Double Zero.
Erm, ex-squeeze me?
Last month the UK Size 4 was the size de jour, now the media is telling me that even that ain't thin enough?
Should I just go to a surgeon and have my skin removed to cut out all the starving and self-hatred so I can fit into a UK 2?
Is it even possible, even in your bare bones to be that skinny?
I'm reaching for a biscuit as we speak - I am sick of being made to feel like a circus freak for being curvy.
I'm a Size 16 (at least) and I really couldn't give a fuck anymore. There I said it.
I am large and I don't hate myself - Shock! Horror!
I'm going to pin up this photograph on my wall (I don't have a wall!) and I'm going to remind myself every day that happiness is more important that a pair of Size 2 hotpants:
I know who looks the most fun in this trio - and I also know that Kate may be beautiful, but she looks like she has a stick up her ass.
Fuck you whoever is responsible for the 00 dress size.
