Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.

On the subject of celebrity scents (see: www.shockingfish.blogspot.com - Wednesday 23rd March) - I have been thinking of what my signature perfume might be. Were I a celebrity, like.

So, presenting... Christa - "Handbag" (an infusion of freshly cut grass, newly fallen rain, the scent of new handbag, toffee, sunday lunch and sulphur) - available in all leading Lidl, Quality Seconds, Oxfam stores - priced £1.99.

It'll catch on, you watch.

After today just three working days to go!