The Incredible Journey

This morning has been hellish for some reason. It took about 7 hours to get to work (actually only 30 minutes but felt like 7 hours) - an old man flicked his sopping umbrella all over me, and more importantly, soggied the pages of Heat Magazine, so I gave him a filthy look, which he ignored, and then kicked me in the shins as he sat down opposite me on the train. How English of me just to bite my tongue!