Personal Assistant to the Stars
I have done so much good today it's scary. Since 8am I have updated my CV, emailed everyone in my address book, organised my inbox, tidied my desk, sent out some CVs to agencies, sent a fax, looked up language schools, cleaned the windows (lying), booked my plastic surgery consultation (I wish), turned down the offer of a starring role in Ridley Scott's next picture (still lying) and invented a new frangrance since the last one was compared to Cillit Bang by Shocking Fish. This once is called Insole, and it marries together the scent of new shoes, dirty socks, petrol, grapes and milk of magnesia.
4 comments:
but its true - it was repackaged Cillit Bang, I bet the new stuff is Domestos in a glass bottle - but it will leave your rim nice and clean!
It is not a household cleaning product! it's the real thing - it's air freshner in liquid form with some other crap mixed in
you're just jealous sf!
Oh how your hurt me with your comments! What are you up to on Friday - fancy a day out in worthing?
let's meet monday then we can wander the streets aimlessly without jobs poiting at outfits in Bwise's window, dreaming of the day we can afford real clothes, not just the sacks we are currently working. i'll treat you to a dustbin lid full of fish heads from round the back of macdonalds.
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