When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

5 working days to go - hurrah!
Then I am outta here - forever - never to darken ntl:hell's door again. It feels good.

It pleases me to see that people have been voting on my mini-poll - in the lead, surprisingly, is Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. And only one vote so far for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (and that was mine!). Come on people, support the Burton, I implore you.

And roll on another hellish day of pikey fever.