You're a naughty boy Snake

Last night Rocker and I played 'Match the Boob to the Celebrity' in the kebab shop, had to send Snake Plisskin to the Naughty Corner as he was a bad snake and watched Leon.

I might point out that the game 'Match the Boob to the Celebrity' was in The Sun Newspaper, and before you scream 'sexism' at the top of your lungs, I'd like to point out that The Sun are nothing, if not, fair. On page 7 (or whatever page it was) was a game for the 'laydeez' - 'Match the Lunchbox to the Celebrity Man'. Bless.

Snake was sent to Naughty Corner (actually an empty cushion cover) to calm down as he became rather agressive (surprise) after being poked repeatedly with a stick. Rocker got a few good chunks bitten out of him (actually just pin pricks but my, did his hand bruise up a treat!), then I guess I would be a little upset if I were woken from my sweet slumber with a curtain rod up my ass.