Changing the subject very slightly, but rather worryingly, if you type in the words Sexiest Man in the World into Google - you get this picture of Fabio. Well, he says he's Falcon, but come on. We all know Fabio, right? (Bleurgh)*

* If any of you are fans / relatives / friends of Fabio, I apologise. I am sure Fabio is a very nice man. I bet he gives money to charities and I'm almost certain he treats his girlfriends (or boyfriends, I can't be sure my radar's a bit hazy...) well. He probably washes up every night, irons his socks and cleanses, tones and moisturises before bed. I bet he says his prayers. It's just he's not personally to my taste. I'm sorry, Fabio. I wish you Good Luck in your life though, I'm sure you will have a long fruitful life. Good luck keeping your hair glossy too. Also, nice rack...