I am blessed. I know this for a fact. I know this because I have some very good friends who love me. Like I was saying before sometimes I don't think I tell them enough, don't see them enough and sometimes even miss important events which I should really be there for.

Here is a shout out to the best of the best.

Tank Girl, in the words of Goldie Lookin' Chain, You Knows I Loves You, right? It may have seemed like I skipped into domestic bliss with Rockstick without a second thought for anything but checkered tableclothes, but it wasn't really like that. At the same time as being the easiest, and best thing I ever did (moving in with Rocker), it was also hard leaving behind an era. We'd been together for three years - we'd realised the dream, escaped from a hell hole that was dragging us both down. I know I must have been a right royal pain in the ass to live with at times but it was always hilarious and you allowed me, and encouraged me, to embrace my inner kook. For that I will be eternally grateful. Whenever I feel like I should real my personality back in and stop scaring people, I think of you and the fact that you love those things about me. You described me as Eccentric. That's the best compliment ever.

Shocking Fish. Hello love. My partner is crimes against taste! I know it seems like things are horribly wrong at the moment but I know you, you will make the most of a bad situation and find a way out. You always do. I think you are truly fabulous, in the most kitsch sense of the word. I love the fact you FORCE me to spend my hard earned cash on me, me, me (how long do you think I can go on trying to convince myself that you are responsible for my spending habits? - Forever probably!) - I like the fact you love Elvira, I love your CD collection, I love the fact that if P.Diddy called and invited us to another boat party, you would come with me in a flash!

Boo, lovely Boo with probably the best hair in the world... ever! (Sensible Woman - I miss you.) We really must meet more often. You give the best advice and have the best lip gloss ever. I want you to do my make-up for me like old times and then take me dry-humping at Wild Fruit!

Jules - I never knew you read my page. It was news to me. It was nice though to catch up last night. I am looking forward to meeting your girl and checking out what she's like. I'm sure she will pass all my tests, as you wouldn't settle for anyone less than you deserve, I'm sure of it.

None of my other friends really read this page or if they do I don't know about it, I will shout out to them in the hope that one day they know how important they are - Uncle Phil, Pez, Darkroom Girl, Yo-Yo Knickers, Game Girl and the one and only Crusty - Love you!