It's been raining all blimmin' day, I have the flu and that flamin' f**king frog has bled my eardrums three times since I got home at 5.30pm. There is something rotten here in Denmark....

... Except it is actually , depressing damp Britain.

Oh shit - I kid you not there's another crazy frog advert - I have just seen it. Can someone lend me a razor blade please? (Oh no, not for me, for the flamin' frog...) *breath breath*

Ok I am finishing this post here and starting a fresh one... *Phew Phew* (That's me breathing calmly).