Wondy's List of 50 of the SEXIEST Men Ever - as inspired by the Goddess that is Schotzy (I heart Schotzy).

Mine are in no order of preference, except the first one!

1. James Gandolfini (as Tony Soprano)
2. Sean Penn (He looks an intellectual, though possibly a bit up his own bum)
3. Robin Williams (I just want to cuddle him and be wrapped in his hairy forearms)
4. Bob Hoskins (ditto)
5. Viggo Mortensson (but only as Strider, never, ever, anywhere else)
6. Olivier Martinez (espec. Unfaithful, mmm)
7. Johnny Depp (because, he rocks and because, as PQ put it, looks sexy all the time, no matter what role)
8. Martin Freeman (love his nerdyness)
9. Simon Pegg (because it would be rude not to)
10. Vincent Cassel (love him)
11. Tim Burton (his mind, his talent, could use a comb through the hair,mind)
12. Vincent Price (I agree with Shotzy here - he had charisma and he inspired the works of Tim Burton)
13. Matt Damon (oooh)
14. Alan Rickman (especially in that Texas music vid where he dances with Sharleen Spiteri in the garage forecourt)
15. Clark Cable (real man, great moustache)
16. Ewan McGregor (never afraid to get his c*ck out)
17. Denzel Washington (Man on Fire especially)
18. Hugh Grant (sorry but I like his dancing)
19. Gael Garcia Bernal (fine, fine actor - pretty, pretty boy)
20. Sly Stallone (especially overweight and puffy in Cop Land)
21. Djimon Hounsou (the neighbour upstairs in In America, also see:Amistad)
22. Paddy Constantine (Dead Man's Shoes)
23. Robert Redford (yes, even now - Indecent Proposal? Bring it on!)
24. De Niro (I would)
25. Al Pacino (again, rude not to)
26. Edward Norton (mmm)
27. Takeshi Kitano (Zatochi)
28. Will Smith (he's tall)
29. Robbie Coltrane (he's big)
30. Hugh Hefner (he's cool)
31. George Clooney (he's predictable, but hey)
32. Ryhs Ifans (not sure why either)
33. Starsky (Paul Michael Glasier)
34. Owen Wilson (grrr)
35. Morgan Freeman (his smile!)
36. James Dean (the ultimate pretty boy)
37. Gary Oldman (he looks dirty)
38. Jean Reno ("No woman, no kids")
39. Ray Winstone (he looks fun)
40. Jet Li (especially in the upcoming movie Unleashed)
41. Harrison Ford (as Han Solo, or Indy, not fussed)
42. Christian Slater (awoke me teenage hormones)
43. Jack Nicholson (just to see)
44. Dustin Hoffman (exceedingly attractive for an older man)
47. "Big Pussy" Bonpenseiro (The Sopranos)
48. Russell Crowe (but ONLY in Gladiator)
49. Paul Giamatti (I'm sorry I love the hangdog looks)
50. Zach Braff (Garden State)