The Gratuitous Blogger Meme

1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog? No,the only person I'm likely to bump into Shocking Fish and I wouldn't want to confuse him by looking glamourous for a change, he would never recognise me!

2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered? Please, I'd look a LOT better if they were, but good idea...

3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you? Yes, they are my friends

4. Do you lie in your blog? Never, it would be more interesting if I did

5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog? Sometimes

6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop? Nah

7. Are you in therapy? I should be

8. Do you delete mean comments? I don't often get mean comments. Sadly.

9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? No

10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less? More maybe, I am obviously far more interesting and witty in real life, by my humour is all slapstick

11. Do you have a job? Sadly, yes

12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it? Fuck yes! People do that for a living?!

13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life? Belle De Jour, Schotzy, June and Comic Book Creator. In fact, all the people who write to me

14. Which bloggers have you made out with? None

15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have? No I don't see the point in pretending

16. Does your family read your blog? My mum does, god love her

17. How old is your blog? Six months only, still a baby

18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? I doubt it

19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar? No

20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing? No

21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes? I don't earn shit from this!

22. Is blogging narcissistic? Maybe

23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time? Yes

24. Do you like John Mayer? Who?

25. Do you have enemies? Not that I know of

26. Are you lonely? I never get lonely

27. Why bother? Because we have to