I have an arse like a shelf. It's true, Rocker and I did the test. A full pint of beer can balance there quite happily without a drop being spilt.
It's Beyonce's arse, and then some. It's Jennifer Lopez with a touch of Venus Williams thrown in (without the rippling muscle, I must add). I love it.
I discovered the secret to attractiveness a few years back, after a long, cruel, awful journey through teenagehood.
Every bitchy comment about me having the 'biggest arse in the world', every time a strange man shouted out 'Lard Ass' as I walked by - all for nothing. I win. It's probably one of my better features.
The secret is confidence. I know I'm no Angelina Jolie but now I see there's no point in feeling inferior standing next to my stunning friends, because they aren't perfect either.
Finally accepting yourself is liberating. I really believe in it.
Right, pass the chocolate...
Wednesday, June 29
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3 comments:
Good on ya girl! Be proub of what you've got. Those bonerack supermodel types have to spend evey minute of every day terrified of their body and the fact that it may change without notice, rendering them unemployed.
After reading all the dieting bloggers and insecure ramblings it's good to see a woman with the best attractive attribute going, self image. No doubt that's what Rocker likes most (even if he won't admit it)
Don't tell him I said so, but Pete is right. YOU are beautiful and smart and Rocker is lucky to have such a woman as you are. It is the attitude that says it all. Mae West had a little chunk going on and she defined sex for a whole century. I have a lot of chunk going on and I still believe I am beautiful. So it isn't the size of the dress but the size of the attitude. Luv ya S
Ah you guys... Thank you!
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