Oh what the hey - if there's a bandwagon to be jumped on I'm there - this was pinched by me, from Stacy PQ, who stole it from Memphis Steve, who swiped it from Katya...

And yes, my real name is Christa, and not a lot of people know that (yeah, I know it's horrible... my dad was Austrian... it could have been worse, his middle name was Adolf... I know, I know...)

Anyway:

Googlism for: christa

christa is delighted to have live music for your enjoyment Steps anyone?
christa is the best Why Thank You
christa is so thoughful I always send flowers
christa is very creative You should see my Origami Panda
christa is the best thank you for everything My Pleasure
christa is excellent Mum?
christa is on death Row?
christa is wearing a red plaid pinafore and a matching velvet hat Yeah baby! A Pinafore!
christa is another solid ball player we have managed to get out of oklahoma It's all in the wrist
christa is pleased to announce the promotion of graig arcuri to general manager of the albany area Well done Graig
christa is a great mimic You should see my Keith Harris & Orville
christa is a musician and a graduate of rutgers university with a degree in music performance and communication Bet you didn't know that about me!
christa is always in excellent shape I just pretend to be overweight and lazy!
christa is responsible for all event planning Yes she is - cheese & pineapple on a stick anyone?
christa is currently co habiting with a Heavey Metaller and three snakes
christa is dedicated to shopping and eating
christa is currently working on a distance learning lesson with rob simpson that will take his students to the cleveland museum of art to study renaissance Where do I find the time?
christa is a member of the high shool cross dressers Society
christa is a symbol the artist formerly known as Wondy
christa is 39 years old and has been a police officer with the houston police department for almost 20 years I just look young
christa is not liable to the users of this service for the content Phew thank God for that!
christa is not sure if she will go back on stage she might if the role is good and features nudity...
christa is the one to answer this oh yes, if in doubt ask me!
christa is a junior in plant sciences and landscape systems I love them plants!
christa is second in line to the throne of Barbara Streisand!
christa is very grateful to have been a member of team clark howard since 1999 Yes
christa is this really you????? Yes!
christa is the story behind hl true???? YES HELL YES IT'S TRUE!
christa is a friend of nature and all creatures I like nature, I do
christa is a highly advanced starship created by a bird Ok...
christa is a member of the board of the european forum for victim offender mediation and restorative justice I'm so busy!
christa is a recent graduate of the natural resource science program at the university college of the cariboo in kamloops SO busy...
christa is a craftsperson in her own right yeah I'm a craftsperson
christa is one of our sweetest mares and has proven to be an outstanding mother Ah...
christa is a reliable and well proved variety that demands average fertiliser applications oh...
christa is actually leaving the drew carey show after two episodes Sorry about that Drew, I just don't feel comfortable working with you anymore, it's the constant harrassment and the fact every time I see you lately, every time I watch you eat I just want to smash your face in!
christa is a yorkshire lass through and through Eeeeee by gum!
christa is perhaps best known for her powerful message "Just Say NO"
christa is very sexy Grrrr
christa is 2 sandwiches short of a picnic?
christa is working towards a phd in shopping
christa is available for birthday parties, weddings and bar mitzvahs
christa is our youth leader all hail christa!
christa is still striving for excellence already number 1 so why try harder?
christa is an enduring inspiration to many I couldn't right this stuff!
christa is a free bird
christa is on death row for torturing a girl to death with a meat cleaver she didn't like my shoes
christa is as christa does
christa is a clever way to jump seamlessly between the various lives of the characters Hmm?
christa is about three times fatter than she used to be
christa is in charge of purchasing vast quanties of shoes
christa is also a lawyer Imagine that...
christa is connected to the following things truth, justice and stalking H from Steps
christa is pregnant She better not be!
christa is an incredible working dog that is very intense Google called me a dog!
christa is also very active within the community Care in the Community
christa is an outspoken advocate of freedom and equality for her people Hell Yeah!
christa is she runs on instinct better than anything else Oh yeah!
christa is very attracted to the influential and charismatic man who enters her cell Darth Vader?
christa is famous for having been chosen to be the first woman teacher that will be launching into outer space Yeah I'm Famous! Wait, Outer Space you say? But I hate flying!
christa is featured in a video and serves as a Public Health warning to others