This is the nearest person I can think of to describe Brent properly. Paul Burrell, Princess Di's butler. He has the same shit-eating grin, smug, self-serving manner about him - the same butter wouldn't melt type attitude, when really he's just waiting to blame you for his own inadequacies. Plus, he's a bit of woofter too. *Huh huh huh huh huh huh *