The Antidote to Boredom

I thought I couldn't love CONVERSATIONS WITH FAMOUS PEOPLE any more than I already did. Then I read this, by Distressed Jeans:

"Britney looks like an alien in the top photo and I mean that kindly. A martian from the planet Plasticus Surgicus with a brief stop at planet Boobicon in the bottom photo.Brit is planning on naming her son London, after the place where she and Kevin cemented thier relationship and by 'cemented' I mean 'had sex'. Thankfully they didn't consumate their relationship in Intercourse, Pennslyvania or that kid would be saddled with quite a moniker."

Chuckle? I spat sugary tea all over my keyboard and am still sponging up the mess.

God Bless Distressed Jeans!