The Best Little Pornographer in Texas

Congratulations to Shocking Fish on his wondrous new job. I am currently nagging him to get me in there, as I know I would be happy to be back amongst the 'novelty' items of my past (yes, I was once a pornographer myself*).

He has given me the lowdown (very low down...) on some of the items we could purchase, should we wish to. Something involving feathers and fishnets for BOYS sounded most interesting, but I might put off introducing it to Rocker for the moment. The most exciting thing I have on my desk is a book of multi-coloured post-it notes, and he gets RAMPANT RABBITS?**

Anyway, SF to you I say, well done my friend, you are doing me proud.


* NB: Please note, my former job was with a mail order company specialising in 'adult' literature and common-or-garden smut, I left when my boss started putting the 'feelers' out about moving into film-making... I'm a good time girl, but I have my limits!
** NB: One of Britain's best selling dildos, it has a little rabbit shaped stimulator on the side... you can imagine the rest... (I think it may have featured in a episode of Sex & the City once, so it's dead classy, like and not exclusive to us Brits).


PS: Do they do a French Maid's outfit for the curvier lady? Ahem, it's for a friend...