F*@king Funny

Madonna and Guy Ritchie got a little out of control at a fancy restaurant recently. Guy was cutting Madonna's food for her since she has eight broken bones and is wearing her arm in a sling. The two were eating at Moroccan eatery, Momo in London where the kabobs are to die for and the eggplant is like buttah.

Guy, being the cheeky monkey that he is, wiped a piece of lamb on Madonna's cheek. Which is really funny considering she probably couldn't reach her napkin to wipe it off. She was all, "Guy, that was not humerous. Now hand me my linen napkin and wipe my face this instant!" and he just laughed at her.

In retaliation, she tossed couscous in his lap. That silly, silly Madge! This began a food fight between the two and they left quite a big mess for the wait staff to clean up. But no one is complaining. Madge and Guy gave a huge tip and everyone was happy. I see a book coming out of this... Lotsa de Falafel.

Days ago, Madonna took her Vicodin like a champ and accompanied Guy to the Toronto Film Festival where he showed off a really bad film. What a champ, that Madge. Stay tuned for a possible addiction to painkillers coming up on Celebrity Detox!

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