From the pen of Popbitch
"I don't need to go into rehab but I'll have to or it won't look good." - Kate Moss
"I'm just fabulous." - Lil' Kim
>> Moss on the cross <<
Model crucified for enjoying herself
Now that the world's worst-kept secret has finally made it on to the front of the tabloids - thin model likes drugs and sex - everyone is queuing up to have a go at Kate Moss. Even her rivals' model agencies have been getting in on the act, writing letters to the likes of Chanel and Rimmel, pretending to be irate customers, and trying to get her dropped because they are sick of her getting all the big contracts and their models getting none.
But leading the anti-Moss charge are, of course, the newspapers, who are ecstatic about the opportunity to put a circulation-friendly beautiful woman on the cover while sanctimoniously attacking her for taking drugs and having sex.
What scandal will they reveal next?
Here's the Popbitch sweepstakes:
Kate-Jefferson-Jude-Sadie foursomes 4-1
The Jude Law fathering baby rumour 7-1
Kate and Donna Elastica's lesbian sex escapades in the Canaries 12-1
A Jade Jagger fisting incident - 6-1
Courtesy of www.popbitch.com
2 comments:
Where exactly is the surprise for people in this story coming from?
Did they think she used diet and pilates to stay that thin?!
Wasn't the old slogan "Cocaine!. Keeping models away from anorexia since the 1980's"
Yeah I know, exactly. Hello? Did you think Kate went to bed early every night with a slice of cucumber over each eye and an audio book of nursery rhymes playing softly in the background. Come. On.
At the end of the day the issue here is that she got caught, not that she was doing it in the first place.
God the media can make me sick sometimes.
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