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>> Hang up your mic, Madonna <<

Gwen has Madge running scared Madonna has recorded a new single, Hung Up. She played it to a friend recently who said,"It's quite Gwen Stefani isn't it?"

Madonna's reply? "That c*nt's been stealing from me for the last ten years so I thought it was about time I paid her back".

Sadly her reply is better than the record.

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A woman at Dior who dressed Pete Doherty for a shoot says Pete claims he and Kate Moss got married in New York.

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>> Otter Bastard <<

Edal eats Nutkins' fingers.

The winner of a recent Popbitch vote for the "Hardest Otter Ever" is Edal, the otter who bit off two of TV naturalist Terry Nutkins' fingers.

One week before the accident took place, Edal had taken a severe dislike to a visiting lady zoo-keeper. Before she left, the woman gave Nutkins her sweater.

The first time he wore it Edal attacked him. "I just remember Edal going beserk," recalls Nutkins. "All I could think to do was get her to the door, throw her outside and slam the door shut quickly.

"Unfortunately, by the time I reached the door she had chewed right through my finger, and as I launched her she twisted in the air and managed to nip most of another finger off the other hand."

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The good news: only two animals at New Orleans Zoodied in the hurricane. The bad news: they were otters.

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Poor Roy from Siegfriend and Roy. Not only did his favourite elephant die last week, but so did his favourite doctor.

Accordingto Roy in June, Dr Scheller was his last hope.

Popbitch forever!