Skeese. Bag.

It bothers me that this girl has just been voted the Most Beautiful Woman in the USA.

Yeah, she didn't fall out of the ugly tree, and she has knockout bod - but am I missing something? Does talent, personality and intelligence stand for nothing?

I actually have a soft spot for the old skeesebag (is this a word?) and I often get fixated on Newlyweds but the girl ain't even what I'd call a woman yet.

Clearly, Linda Carter or Babs should have won the title instead.

Incidently, Linda is in the new Dukes of Hazard movie and she rocks. You've still got it going on girlfriend!