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More bad news from Beckingham Palace

Poor Victoria Beckham. It's finally hit the press that little Romeo has epilepsy. Another thing Fleet Street's female columnists will no doubt blame her for (although Victoria might blame the paparazzi - flashbulbs can cause Hypo Psycho Pulse Illuminance Disorder, which can cause epileptic fits).

But there's a much bigger mystery brewing at Beckingham Palace. Elton John bought Skeletor four Yorkshire Terriers for her birthday... but nobody has yet seen them in public.

Even Elton is puzzled.

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