Bollocks

Brent just said ‘Bollocks’. I’ve never ever heard him swear before. Respect.

Actually, don’t you think the word ‘Bollocks’ is absolutely superb? It might just be one step behind the glorious ‘F**k’ which I think is splendid too. Short, sharp and to the point.

Bubble told me off for swearing at the weekend. Maybe she’s got a point - I’m just a common guttersnipe with a hooker’s mouth.

Ah well. F**k it!