Chicken Little

My idea of hell - going to the cinema with Mariah Carey to see new film Chicken Little (looks like a bucketfest) - and have a snotty-nosed child kick me in the back of the chair for the whole duration... breaking a tooth on the popcorn, finding out there are no coffee ones in the Revels

and then having Mariah try to kiss me ...

EWWWWWW