Dream job # 1 - Shooting from the lip
Lipstick name maker-upperer.
Who makes up stupid names like 'Rose Dream' and 'Poppy Field' to sell their lipsticks?
What's wrong with names like 'Slash' (pillar box red), 'Gash' (a deep purple) and 'Stash' (a rich caramel)? How about 'Bender' (hot pink), 'Ho' (a vampy magenta), 'Slapper' (baby pink) and 'Blow job lips' (nude)?
I am so wasted...
3 comments:
I only have a problem with "stahs". I wouldn expect that to be a flaky green color?
And how come the colors you see and the color the lipstick actually is when it's on your lips are NEVER EVER the same???
Well, yes but I went for the politically correct version - I have let you down, Pete!
PQ - I know! How come I always look like a man in drag in every colour I chose?!
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