Things that have occurred to me today

I am nearly thirty
In less than two weeks I am to be a year older. I am to be twenty-eight. How on earth this happened is anyone's guess, but you know what? I kinda like it. Like a fine wine, I am definately getting better with age, if a little softer. I can talk about politics like a pro (well, I can pretend I know what I'm talking about which, for the most part, is the same thing), I can fight for my rights and not come across as a hysterical harridan, I can use words like 'harridan' and actually know what they mean and I can seriously kick butt when I have to.

Getting older rocks. Shame my mother still thwacks me around the head when I swear, but maybe in another ten years...


Botox and injecting skins cells into your bonce, is not for me
I may be ugly as sin, but at least I'm me. I don't want my chin hoiked up around my eyeballs and a mouth that doesn't move, thanks. You can keep it.


This has been the sh*tiest couple of months, ever
I can safely say, this last two months or so have sucked serious ass. Money worries, career woes, broken fingernails, the list goes on. But pleased there is light at the end of the tunnel...

I want to travel more
Rockstick and I are currently planning a lovely adventure and I can't wait. I can't think of anyone I'd rather discover the world with than my schmoo. (Schmoo? Who'd I steal that word from? I forget.)

We have friends in SA so that may be first port of call, then there's India, South America and finally, Canadia. PQ - you can totally come with, we'll chose a place to meet!


I have it in me to write a book
I'm going to get serious and get stuck into the book - everyone's a writer... But seriously, writing the Dildo reviews has helped me get in touch with my creative side, so thank you Shocking Fish, you sexy beyotch.


Office work is not for me
In a few more years I'm going to give it up forever and have my own business. This may reek of 'pipe dream' but I'm gonna open my comic book store if it kills me - I already have a chef for the coffee shop part on standby...

Nothing could ever replace Conversations about Famous People...
... but Celebrity Smack! and Pink is the new Blog will do to dumb down the pain...


I have become obsessed with shampoo
The hair cleaning liquid, not the long forgotten band, Shampoo (http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/april_2001/shampoo.html) or the film, Shampoo.

Incidently, the more you stare at the word 'Shampoo', the weirder it looks.


Footloose is definately the best dance movie ever made
Bar none.


Everyone else's blogs seem much funnier than my own
It's no fair.

Madge was working major bingo wings on Parkinson last night...
Proof that no-one can fight the signs of ageing entirely.