Gone with the Wind

Tribute to Elton’s big day from Conversations about Famous People:

I love LOVE. I love the idea of two souls who simply cannot be without each other tying the knot and living happily ever after in a huge mansion on the English countryside where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a Jane Austen novel. Scattered rose petals and velvety green grass with sheep in the meadow! Looks like Elton John, that’s SIR Elton to you, will get to live out that fantasy while I sit here in a small office in smoggy southern California.Elton will marry his longtime love, David Furnish (that’s Fur-nish) at Windsor Guildhall where Prince Charles married Camilla. If it's good enough for royalty, its good enough for Sir Elton, you know what I mean?

Britain is now recognizing gay partnerships so perhaps our gay friends will be traveling to England this year to get married. Although the happy couple turned down $10 million to videotape the affair, Elton says that no one is sworn to secrecy so of course someone is going to spill the beans to People and Ok! magazines.

The wedding will be a simple get together of friends, 650 of them. I can't even count to seven hundred, who has that many friends? Will Donatella Versace, Madonna, Posh N’ Becks, and Gwyneth Paltrow be there? Naturally the Osbournes will attend. A party just isn't a party without Kelly and her tightly laced corset!