I love Ms. Carey

These past few days I have really upped the ante on the Mariah bashing, you might have noticed a shift? I can’t help myself, I can’t turn around without tripping over her or seeing her smug mug pouting down at me from whatever bus stop I’m hanging around in.

I worry that maybe I am in love with her, like the kid at school who pulled the girl’ pigtails ‘cos he fancied them and made them cry. Please Santa. H Claus on a bicycle let this not be true, but I have to consider this might be the case.

More likely it’s the most entertaining way to let out stress and make me feel better! Yes – that is it!

My story and I’m sticking to it.

Mariah: You suck.