The twelve days of Chavmas

On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me

twelve chavvers chavving,
eleven prammers pushing,
ten lads joy-riding,
nine ladies drinking,
eight midriffs showing,
seven scallies stealing,
six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,
four stolen phones,
three navel studs,
two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry