Bisexual Revolution

Everybody in Worthing is bisexual I was told yesterday, much to my surprise. I wonder if this includes all the coffin dodgers casually shuffling about their business on pension day?

Honestly, Wondy, you ask a teenager a silly question and you get that answer. I looked at her and said, Really? But I’m not. And she looked at me as though I’d just kicked a puppy.

I am so unhip because I don’t kiss girls and I’m not depressed (she actually told me this!). Gosh damnit. Who’d’ve thunk it?

I might add I was training a 17-year-old Buffy the Vampire Slayer obsessive at ‘little work’, not hanging about in skate parks.