Dreaming is free

I’m getting quite bored at ‘little work’ these days.  They have me helping out with the training of new recruits and sometimes on things I haven’t even been trained in yet.  I know that seems to be standard practise with most jobs these days but after a full day chasing cash at ‘big work’ sometimes I just want to come in, kick off my shoes and do something a little less challenging.  Does that sound bizarre?

Plus nearly every one of the new recruits is under 20 and they’re all such bloody know-it-all chavs.  One girl asked me how old I was yesterday so I told her and she raised her eyebrow.  When I said “Why? Do I look older?” she answered: “I’m not saying a word!”.  Cheeky Moo!  

I know it’s flattering an’ all, that they are utilising my skills and I desperately need the job and the cash that entails but I wish I could just win the lotto and be done with it.

I would:

• quit both jobs without thinking twice


• sleep for a week


• book a holiday somewhere quiet (maybe a cabin) to discuss the game plan with Rocker


• buy my Mum something nice, if not a house then a nice holiday apartment or new car


• buy a new wardrobe – not designer


• go travelling for a year with Rocker (but live like a Queen!)


• buy a fabulous house/apartment in every city I like in Canada


• open my comic book/coffee shop in Toronto


• be happy for the rest of my life

Well, a girl can dream!

Shocking Fish has been keeping my spirits up with willy shots of Robbie Williams, Jude Law and Heath Ledger and now we have moved on to details of the new products I will be reviewing this month.  

I will have to take some pics at home and publish them on here as one of my ‘treats’ is a fully fuctional blow-up doll called, if I’m not mistaken, ‘Gary R’.  R for Rampant, perhaps?  

I’m told he swings both ways and has two ‘succulent’ holes – I’m guessing not for drink-holding purposes.  What the hell am I going to do with Gary?  Blow him up and treat him like one of the family?