E-ew

God, that Pete Burns, though fabulous to watch, is f**king rank when you he's eating. He can't fit food into that massive gob of his, it's rather disturbing. And he had to drink through a straw!

To my eternal shame I flicked onto Celeb BB Live this morning and watched Michael Barrymore make pancakes for about two hours.

I may be a little obsessed this year.