The Ice Queen

I’m not sure if I ever mentioned The Ice Queen at work?  Well, she’s this woman (she’s younger than me) who is Team Leader at work – and I despise her.  

Ever since I’ve started I’ve got the impression that she hates me, she blows hot and cold every two minutes and she swans around like she has a stick permanently stuck up her ass.  All this time I’ve been trying to figure her out and I’ve decided this – if she’s that bloody insecure that she can’t just be nice then she can go and f**k herself.  

So she is the new object of my office hatred.  It’s kind of like an office crush but more fun because when you’re bored you can think up horrible things you wish would happen to her.  Nothing bad like being maimed or certain death but things like say, (as Rocker would say) a giant onion falling on her head.

Nanny Worthing would say ‘Pity her’ – so I do, because she’s right.  

This is war Ice Queen!