Pretentious, moi?

Honestly?  WTF is Macaulay Culkin like?  A few choice quotes from his upcoming literary effort:

"Imaginary, not inflatable, women are okay."
"I cried about a steak sandwich one time."
"Drink orange juice, because it's good for you."
"I don't know what the word 'urban' means anymore."
"Sometimes I feel like a 3-foot-tall, poverty-stricken, homosexual, handicapped, 50-year-old Muslim woman with AIDS."

File under W, for ‘Whatever’.

Oddball.