What it means to be British

One of the British national daily newspapers asked readers " What it
means to be British?".
Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in
Switzerland

...

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
Belgian beer,
then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the
way,
to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.


And,  when they are overseas and trying to be popular, they pretend to
be Irish...