Busy Busy Busy

Today I have mostly:

• Argued with Shocking Fish about whose the cuter Gay Cowboy, Heath or Jake


• Written some reviews - sneak preview:

The Legend
At 8” long and sensuously smooth, it’s not hard to see how this beauty has earned its name!  100% waterproof with gloriously curvaceous lines, the contours of the Legend only add to its appeal.  Clearly designed for the sex toy connoisseur among us, this high-quality, super length vibrator will have you squirming for more and more.  Enjoy alone or why not include your lucky partner in sharing the secret of a true legend.  Forget George slaying the Dragon, slay your sexual fantasies with this fabulous, wonderful love-sword!  2 x C batteries required (not included).

Lady Finger Vibe
Luscious Jackson once sang a song called ‘lady fingers’, the lyrics If you need me to be sweet then I can give you what you need could certainly apply here! This slim line vibrator may be just 5.5 inches long, but don’t let this dissuade you – wonderful, explosive things often come in small packages!  With clean, smooth lines the Ladyfinger is a must for a dirty weekend as it fits perfectly into any handbag and is one of the most discreet vibrators on the market.  Now available in four feminine colours, this sexy vibrator is a must for any girl’s repertoire!  Batteries not included.  Non-waterproof.


Yoga Master
Yoga has been all the rage for some time now, encouraging super-stretchy techniques to keep the body supple and strong.  Now experience the ultimate experience, the Yoga Master, a 7” clitoral massager that will take you on a journey you’ll never forget.  Let the Yoga Master deliver an all-over sexual enterprise that will shake your body to the core and strip away all the stresses and strains of the day!  Batteries required, room full of fellow sweaty fitness fiends, optional.

Ice Breaker
If ever an object were designed to start a conversation, it would be this one!  Powered by 4 AA batteries, this mother of all rabbit vibrators has all the features you would expect in the perfect tool, and many you may not have thought of!  Its unique rotating motion sets it apart from most of its contemporaries, making it a pleasure to use while its slippery jelly effect shaft and rotating glands, set to vibro-squirm, will have you reaching for the stars.  At 19 cm, this baby packs a powerful sexual punch and has adjustable functions, making it easy to control pressure on the clitoris and speed of rotation.  Switch it on and hop, hop, hop your way to a sexual revolution!  Batteries not included.

• Trimmed by split ends with my nail scissors


• Walked in on a group of the girls talking, and I swear it was about me…


• Fiddled about with my MySpace profile and decided I hate it


• Sent Valentine’s messages to everyone in my phone book