Daniel Day Lewis & the Cup of Coffee Mystery

Daniel Day Lewis once told my friend Medieval Girl to make him a cup of coffee. She told him to stick it up his phoney luvvie ass. Probably.

I think it was more like “I’m not the hired help, get it yourself” but I like my version better.

I love exaggerating.

But I also like Daniel Day Lewis so any time he’s round my neck o’ the woods I want him to know I’ll be more than happy to put the kettle on…

One lump or two?