I want to be a tree

How fabulous to be able to pretend you're all delicate and vulnerable all day, and have such very very burly bodyguards grope you inconspicuously whilst 'protecting' your honor?

(Dude looks like he thinks he's in an 80's action movie. Next he'll be flinging his entire body across MKO and screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" in an embarrassing, and altogether uncessary fashion...)

Hey, I'd pay good money to see that!