"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be......"

This Monday I am mostly:

• Cursing the fact that it’s Monday


• Snickering at the memory of Rocker wanting to buy a portable washing line last night at the service station for our ‘travels’ – and me saying: “Yeah, but do you really need it now?” and him saying: “But I want it now!” in an amusing, kid-stamping-foot way


• Eating Tangy Cheese Doritos and being annoyed that there is no a) intense flavour or b) intense crunch about them despite the packet claiming otherwise


• Emailing Fragglehump about My So-Called Life – she’s just bought the entire box-set on DVD off Ebay and I am so jealous I could spit.  In fact my next thing is going to be…


• Spitting with jealousy


• Drinking tea


• Re-enacting scenes from Alien and taking the piss out of Medieval Girl who is now 7 months pregnant and can’t get comfy ‘cos the baby keeps kicking – she isn’t amused.


• Wishing Shocking Fish was at work today so I could enjoy playful banter with him too