Doughnut anyone?

First off big congrats to my brother for passing his exam!  I knew you could do it Bro; you are an exceptionally gifted human being after all – just like your sister.  Ha ha.  I know you don’t want to be working for ‘the Man’ but there are ways to stick two fingers up at him every day without him knowing it.

My personal faves are: wearing rude badges, wearing stripey Goth socks, making up amusing nicknames for the Management, abusing the free email all day every day and writing dildo reviews when no-one is looking.  

I’m not suggesting you do any of these things yourself but being conventional is a state of mind.  As long as you know they haven’t got you, then all is ok in the world.

Fresh spunk stains have appeared on the carpet up the hallway at work and now The Girls (me included) have created our very own Phantom Wanker of Old London Town (in the style of the Two Ronnies) scenario.  The Caped Crude-sader (!) stalks the corridors late at night, leaving his ‘signature’ everywhere he goes.

Ah, I should write film scripts.