I am the Anti-baby, I am an Anti-baby!
I’ve earned myself muchos brownie points from Diva Boss at work for not being a ‘baby person’.
I showed her a picture of my cat (read: Pussy) and she went: "Well thank God it’s not a baby". She nearing dry-humped the stuffing out of me when I told her "I don’t do babies".
Her: "So you don’t have kids?"
Me: "No. Thank god."
Then she shouts with glee to the entire office – "You see – Furry not baby!"
I’m in love.
3 comments:
HA! I don't do babies either! :)
Yay for us! :)
Ive done the babies and im glad they've grown up now.
I don't do babies either.....the police frown on that sort of thing.
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