Making a boob of oneself

I didn't elaborate on the being touched up by my Doctor saga did I?

Actually it's not that great a story, just embarrassing. My doc turned out to be a woman, a red-head and about my age. And stylishly cool as well. So I immediately became embarrassed that my armpits had a days growth and apologised for that.

Then I jokingly referred to my breasts as 'wangers' - she examined them while a piece of tumbleweed swept through the room.

Is it weird I felt more embarrassed having my norks checked by a young woman, than I would have if it had been my own very elderly chinese male doctor?

Erm, maybe I'm a lesbian?

Ahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahah. ahahahaha. hahahah. aha. ha.

Maybe not.

And she had cold hands.