Could this be the most boring email ever?

From: *****, ******
Sent: 24 April 2006 16:07
To: Martin, Christa (and the rest of the team)
Subject: COLOUR OF WALLS FOR OFFICE

You may or not be aware that we have to choose a colour for the walls in the office. It will be for the whole wing and not individual sections. There are swatches of paint on the wall in the call centre (where special care once used to be). Please email me your preferred choice of colour no later than lunchtime tomorrow so that we can put the most popular one forward. Note the carpet is going to be a darker shade of blue than the one we have already with black mottled effect and the centre walk way is going to be red!

Cheers,

****** *****