The Doorstep Challenge

This is genius - and very telling I think!

The Rules: Take 20 fairly standard and innocuous questions and answer them with music lyrics.

1.) Are you male or female?

This is a woman's world. This is my world. This is a woman's world
For this man's girl. There ain't a woman in this world, Not a woman or a little girl, That can't deliver love In a man's world. Woman - Neneh Cherry


2.) Who are you?

She keeps her Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet 'let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette A built-in remedy For Kruschev and Kennedy At anytime an invitation You can't decline Killer Queen - Queen

When I met you in the restaurant You could tell I was no debutante You asked me what's my pleasure A movie or a measure? I'll have a cup of tea and tell you of my dreaming Dreaming is free 'Dreaming' by Blondie


3.) Describe your neighbourhood:

Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets Lookin' for soul food and a place to eat Went to the Apollo You should've seen em go go go They said, Hey shuga Take a walk on the wild side I Said, Hey babe Take a walk on the wild side All right, huh Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed


4.) How do you look?

Oh, won't you take me home tonight (please) All down beside your red firelight Oh, you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE! Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen

I am beautiful no matter what they say Words can't bring me down I am beautiful in every single way Yes, words can't bring me down So don't you bring me down today
Christina Aguilera - Beautiful

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. *scoff* She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff* They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff* I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... black!
Baby Got Back - Sir Mix a Lot


5.) What is love?

What is love Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more What is love Yeah Oh I don't know why you're not fairI give you my love but you don't care So what is right and what is wrong gimme a sign What Is Love Lyrics - Haddaway

If you're willing to change the world Let love be your energy I've got more than I need When your love shines down on me Every tear that you cry Will be replaced when you die Why don't you love your brother? Are you out of your mind? Let Love Be Your Energy - Robbie Williams


6.) If you could say one thing to the person you love, what would it be?

It could all be so simple But you'd rather make it hard Loving you is like a battle And we both end up with scars Tell me, who I have to be To get some reciprocity No one loves you more than me And no one ever will Lauryn Hill Ex Factor

i can not live peacefully without you for even a moment l miss you terribly when you're away Aeroplane - Björk


7.) What's your secret?

I hope you're feeling happy now I see you feel no pain at all it seems I wonder what you're doin' now I wonder if you think of me at all do you still play the same moves now or are those special moods for someone else I hope you're feeling happy now Hedonism (Just Because You Feel Good) - Skunk Anansie


8.) Are you strong?

But now I'm stronger than yesterday Now it's nothin' but my way My loneliness ain't killin' me no more I am stronger Than I felt that I could ever be (baby) I used to go with the flow
Didn't really care about me You might think that I can't take it, but you're wrong
Stronger - Britney Spears

I'm a survivor (what), I'm not gonna give up (what), I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gonna work harder (what), I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it (what), I will survive (what), Keep on survivin' (what), I'm a survivor (what), I'm not gonna give up (what), I'm not gon' stop (what), I'm gonna work harder (what), I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it (what), I will survive (what), Keep on survivin' (what). Survivor - Destiny's Child


9.) Where do you wish you were right now?

Pink elephants and lemonade, dear Jessie Hear the laughter running through the love parade Candy kisses and a sunny day, dear Jessie See the roses raining on the love parade If the land of make believe Is inside your heart it will never leave There's a golden gate where the fairies all wait And dancing moons, for you Close your eyes and you'll be there Where the mermaids sing as they comb their hair Like a fountain of gold you can never grow old Where dreams are made, your love parade Dear Jessie - Madonna

I remember we were driving driving in your car The speed so fast I felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
Fast Car - Tracy Chapman


10.) What do you think about your friends?

Lean on me, when you're not strong And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on For it won't be long 'Til I'm gonna need Somebody to lean on Please swallow your pride If I have things you need to borrow For no one can fill those of your needs That you don't let show Lean on Me - Al Green

Wherever you go, you know I'll be there If you go far, you know I'll be there I'll go anywhere, So I'll see you there You place the name you know I'll be there You name the time you know I'll be there I'll go anywhere, So I'll see you there Poprocks & Coke - Green Day

There is no other one who can take your place I feel happy inside when I see your face I hope you believe me 'Cause I speak sincerely and I mean it when I tell you that I need you You're my best friend and I love you, and I love you Yes I do My Best Friend - Weezer


11.) Any words of advice?

Drink up baby down Are you in or are you out? Leave your things behind 'Cause it's all going off without you Excuse me too busy you're writing a tragedy These mess-ups You bubble-wrap When you've no idea what you're like So, let go Jump in Oh well, what you waiting for? It's all right 'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown So, let go Just get in Oh, it's so amazing here It's all right 'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown Frou Frou - Let Go


12.) What do you wish you were doing right now?

Buy up the rights to my book Live on a ranch from what the box office took I'll go and visit the set They'll call me their saviour All the peoples will scorn celebrity Lives on the moon But, I'll be back home in June To promote the sequel I will talk and Hollywood will listen See them bow at my every word Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing Doesn't that seem a little absurd Bow at my every word I Will Talk, Hollywood Will Listen - Robbie Williams


13.) What do you think about drugs?

And I hope you're thinking of me As you lay down on your side Now the drugs don't work They just make you worse But I know I'll see your face again Now the drugs don't work They just make you worse But I know I'll see your face again The Drug Don't Work - The Verve


14.) If you could say one thing to your enemy, what would it be?

And I, don't like a thing about your mother, and I, I hate your daddy's guts too, boo-hoo, And I don't like a thing about your sister, no, no 'cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too. And I, get sick when I'm around, I, can't stand to be around, I, hate everything about you! Everything about you, everything about you, everything about you! Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe


15.) What do you do on Friday nights?

Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonightI'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right I may use a little muscle to get what I need I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"A couple of the sound that I really like Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike I'm a juvenile product of the working class Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting - Elton john


16.) What would you do if you won a million dollars?

I'd get me four Harajuku girls to (uh huh) Inspire me and they'd come to my rescue I'd dress them wicked, I'd give them names (yeah) Love, Angel, Music, Baby Hurry up and come and save me All the riches baby, won't mean anything All the riches baby, won't bring what your love can bring All the riches baby, won't mean anything Don't need no other baby Your lovin' is better than gold, and I know Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani

The shoes on my feet I've bought it The clothes I'm wearing I've bought it The rock I'm rockin' I've bought it 'Cause I depend on me If I wanted the watch you're wearin' I'll buy it The house I live in I've bought it The car I'm driving I've bought it I depend on me (I depend on me) Independent Women - Destiny's Child


17.) How do you feel right now?

i can sense it something important is about to happen it's coming up it takes courage to enjoy it the hardcore and the gentle big time sensuality Big Time Sensuality - Björk

There's only so much you can learn in one place The more that I wait, the more time that I waste I haven't got much time to waste, it's time to make my way I'm not afraid of what I'll face, but I'm afraid to stay I'm going down my own road and I can make it alone I'll work and I'll fight till I find a place of my own Are you ready to jump? Get ready to jump Don't ever look back, oh baby Yes, I'm ready to jump Just take my hands Get ready to jump Jump - Madonna


18.) Are you for World Peace?

Mother, mother There's too many of you crying Brother, brother, brother There's far too many of you dying You know we've got to find a way To bring some lovin' here today - Ya Father, father We don't need to escalateYou see, war is not the answer For only love can conquer hate You know we've got to find a way To bring some lovin' here today Marvin Gaye What's Going On?


19.) Where were you born?

So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton john


20.) Any closing words?

Oh darlin... In a sky full of people, only some want to fly, Isn't that crazy? In a world full of people, only some want to fly, Isn't that crazy? Crazy... In a heaven of people there's only some want to fly, Ain't that crazy? Oh babe... Oh darlin... In a world full of people there's only some want to fly, Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy... Isn't that crazy... Isn't that crazy...
Crazy - Seal