Finger Buffet
What the F is up with today? I’m uninspired. Even my wit has let me down. I thought I’d found another severed finger in the loos but that - alas- turned out to be a withered old sticking plaster. Oh why does my Lord forsake me?
Everyone feels the same today, it would seem. My wicked suggestion to start an email game of I Spy was cruelly rebuked and so I head back to the drawing room. If I was any sort of a person I’d use these sneaky downtimes to write my novel or ponder the meaning of life, instead I write snippets to publish for you, talking about how I’m going to do these things.
Life is beautiful.
1 comment:
I've got a TON of work to do just sitting on my desk waiting for me.
But I'd much rather be here reading what you publish for us. It's a HELL of a lot more fun! :)
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