Now & Hen

My friend Celine (no, not Dion) is getting married next week and tonight we’re going for ‘quiet’ drinks at the pub. Yeah right. She’s so lovely and after God knows how long (about 18 years I think), she’s decided to marry her boyfriend. So I think it only fair that she is thrown a bash to remember.

I’m still flirting with the idea of dusting Gary B down for an outing…

Tasteless? Undoubtedly. Screaming good fun? Abso-fucking-lutely!