Plan 9 from Outer Space

So I've decided, once we've completed on the house (hopefully within three months) (fingers crossed) (oh, who'm I trying to kid, last time it took us fourteen months), Lucy Fur has been happily ensconsed at Wondy Mum's and the tickets to SA are booked, I am going to take myself on a shopping spree and buy myself a Sony Psp, a couple pairs of jeans, a new rucksack, some vests (Primark do fabulous ones in cool colours, 2 quid each), a coupla sweat shirts, some good walking boots and some flip flops and then I'm good to go.

You guys won't even recognise me, I'm going to become Ms. Minimalist Extraodinaire, but have no fear, I may end up finding myself but that will not push out any of my existing personality traits - I promise to stay cynical, sarcastic and as obsessed with celebrity gossip as the day I left.

You can count on that.