SURPRISE! Click Click - BANG!
I forgot to tell you the 'Surprise! Click Click - Bang!' story as illustrated in a clip found on the internet. Rocker believes it's a fake and I suppose, for the sake of the person in it, I should hope so too - but it's such a classic, I want it to be real!
Stop me if you've heard this one... An American police officer gets a call on his car radio telling him there's a domestic disturbance at a house and can he go there immediately to check it out. He races around there, of course and finds the house in total darkness.
Being a conscientious young man, he goes in and creeps his way along the dark corridors, through the house where he comes to the kitchen. Suddenly, the lights flick on and he hears 'SURPRISE!'...
.... Sadly, in shock, he pulls the trigger of his cocked pistol and blows one of his surprise birthday party guests away!
The collected family, friends and colleagues all just stand there in shock.
Somewhere at the back of the collective someone says a weak: "surpri-se..."
I bet before they sprung the surprise on him people were saying things like "God, he's going to remember this party for the rest of his life..." and "We are going to have such a blast".
Guess you had to be there?
UPDATE: I found the video! Being as it is marked with a 'Comedy Central' logo we can assume it's not real but what the hey! Dig the guy sipping his drink at the end: http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=77
2 comments:
Brings a tear to my eye and a stitch to my side. I'll be laughing about this all day. Brilliant!
OMG i don't not if i should say that was funny or not
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