Another well spent morning...

From: Shocking Fish [mailto:SF@somewhereporny.com]
Sent: 19 May 2006 12:33
To: Woman, Wondy
Subject: RE: BB house

That is only when you reach the zen master June level


From: Woman, Wondy [mailto:Wondy.Woman@lifereallysucks.co.uk]
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 12:00 PM
To: Shocking Fish
Subject: RE: BB house

throw in some lavender bath salts and I'm good to go


From: Shocking Fish [mailto:SF@somewhereporny.com]
Sent: 19 May 2006 11:51
To: Woman, Wondy
Subject: RE: BB house

No but you go get a nice brown 3 peice and your own gingham table cloth.


From: Woman, Wondy [mailto:Wondy.Woman@lifereallysucks.co.uk]
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 11:47 AM
To: Shocking Fish
Subject: RE: BB house

Do I get my own throne?


From: Shocking Fish [mailto:SF@somewhereporny.com]
Sent: 19 May 2006 11:46
To: Woman, Wondy
Subject: RE: BB house

Well done - You can be June number 1 in the cult of the Free Church of Terry and June.


From: Woman, Wondy [mailto:Wondy.Woman@lifereallysucks.co.uk]
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 11:31 AM
To: Shocking Fish
Subject: RE: BB house

june would simply grab a lampshade, shove it on the vicar's head and pass him off as an artistic antique statue/lamp, of course


From: Shocking Fish [mailto:SF@somewhereporny.com]
Sent: 19 May 2006 10:37
To: Woman, Wondy
Subject: RE: BB house

I need to know what you are like in a farce like situation will you flinch when the vicar (for side splitting reasons) has dropped his trousers and you have the WI comming round for tea and a home made drop scone? What would JUNE do?


From: Woman, Wondy [mailto:Wondy.Woman@lifereallysucks.co.uk]
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 10:21 AM
To: Shocking Fish
Subject: RE: BB house

I am appalled I have to audition for the part of June - but hear this :

I make a mean rock cake
Am never away from behind the curtains, watching what Mrs Goggins at number 28 is doing
Am 'married' to the original lovable rogue, Terry (eg. Rocker)
Can discuss the cat's bowel movements without breaking sweat
And would totally rock a blue rinse

What else do you want?


From: Shocking Fish [mailto:SF@somewhereporny.com]
Sent: 19 May 2006 10:18
To: Woman, Wondy
Subject: RE: BB house

Well only if you have what it takes? Prove to me that you could be June!


From: Woman, Wondy [mailto:Wondy.Woman@lifereallysucks.co.uk]
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 10:15 AM
To: Shocking Fish
Subject: RE: BB house

Can I be June?


From: Shocking Fish [mailto:SF@somewhereporny.com]
Sent: 19 May 2006 10:14
To: Woman, Wondy
Subject: RE: BB house

I have a feeling that its all middleaged housewives and the like. A sort of Abigails party but for the slavery side. Im thinking of starting my own se*ual cult based on the hit 80's TV show Terry and June. What do you think?


From: Woman, Wondy [mailto:Wondy.Woman@lifereallysucks.co.uk]
Sent: Friday, May 19, 2006 10:09 AM
To: Shocking Fish
Subject: RE: BB house

Good god - it just goes to show there could be anything going on anywhere and we'd never know it - my fave part? "based on a series of 1960s science fiction novels"

Nice - base it on Barbarella and I'm in!


From: Shocking Fish [mailto:SF@somewhereporny.com]
Sent: 19 May 2006 10:06
To: Woman, Wondy
Subject: RE: BB house

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4996410.stm check out this link - it made me laugh a sex cult in some grey northern place - who would have thought it!