The B(P)BB

The weather today is blimmin' marvellous. You'd think that might lighten the mood around the office a bit, thaw a few frozen gussets but apparently not.

The Barbarella (Psychadella) Biting Babies are in full swing today. I think I'll just keep my head down to avoid getting nipped. I really don't want to bite my tongue though - I want to stand on my chair like The Bride in the House of Blue Leaves and lop of some middle-aged heads. Or alternatively, just ask them what the hell their problem is - but I'd probably be pelted with hard objects so I've decided to keep myself to myself.

Nevermind though, I've made a crazy new friend here who is super strange and the B(P)BB's all make loopy hand gestures about her behind her back but I don't care because I love her, she's terrific. (How terrific is the word terrific?). I think she could potentially be my new BFF - I'm working on it.

She's like me really, wears stupid stuff sometimes, has wild hair, likes literature - always says the wrong thing... tumbleweed virtually follows her around... She rocks, man. I shall refer to her herein as JK.