Cunning Stunt
So I've gone all medieval on my own (lily white) ass with a bottle of Johnsons Holiday Skin, ignoring the potential cries of "David Dickenson, you are my father" and "Nooooooooooooooooo!" and slathered myself from top to toe in it.
After doing this I've just now gone on the internet and read review after review of it, stating not to apply too much to avoid the piss being ripped out of you for the next two weeks.
So not such a good idea to get Rocker involved in the 'helping' process, thus squeezing two thirds of the bottle all over the back of me, then spending half an hour 'massaging' (for 'massaging' read 'groping', for 'groping' read 'jiggling', for 'jiggling' read 'getting on Wondy's nerves'...) it into my skin, then?
Hmpf.
If I wake up as Jodie Marsh tomorrow morning, I am claiming a 'duvet day' from work, I assure you.
Chica - why'd I no listen? (Pale & Interesting?)
3 comments:
Because if you are anything like me, you are determined to pull off this sunkissed goddess look if it kills you!
Did you see Sarah's tip on my blog? That's my next purchase!
Lemme know how it turns out so I know whether to pursue with the Johnson's I've still got left though! x
Yeah I googled that Vaseline Intensive care stuff - we can do it Chica, gorgeous beach babes together!!
Will keep you posted!
FYI - I don't know if you can get it over across the pond or not but I've found "Coppertone Gradual Tan" works wonders for a "tan in a can". But take my advice and AVOID THE ANKLES. Right now, for some strange reason, my legs are nice and dark...but my friggin' ankles ARE ORANGE!!
What the hell did I do wrong??? ;)
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